digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.

That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.

by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011

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Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.

Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.

by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022

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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

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digital entitlement

It’s the belief that since you are able to register as a user on a site, that you have the freedom to comment as you please.

Online trolls suffer from digital entitlement.

by StepchildRed February 14, 2019

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Digital Content Creator

A person on Social Media, such as META CHAD, or META KAREN, who clicked a new button one day and now they believe they're a professional.... with no content created.

Meta Chad's profile says he's a Digital Content Creator so he can put his cartoons all over Facebook and then act like he's a talented, professional hack.

by Arklahomeboy June 6, 2025

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