chote

A delicious beverage made by making hot chocolate using Earl Grey tea instead of plain hot water or milk. CHOcolate + TEa = CHOTE. Not to be confused with chode.

Frack that chote is delicious, gods dammit!

by ChoteusMaximus December 10, 2009

Coyote Ugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.

Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!

by ahhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2006

cooter canal

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter head

Another word for a dumb bitch

"That stupid cooter head, why is she still with that guy?"

by Shugo05 February 5, 2008

[Cooterfairy]

Cooterdairy {n.}-a shiny, diamond-like nethercreature that lives in the vaginas of some young women; oftentimes, answers to Cassandra when interrogated by exorcists.

Omg like did you see Jess the other night at Club 152? GGGGGGGUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL she had popped her ass back and when she did she dress came up ova she titties and i had saw she Cooterfairy behind the fact she had bent ova so damn farra. It popped out and was like CHEEZ MUTHAFUCKAS!!

by cornkitty December 18, 2008

Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

by Crapping Cooter Cover January 15, 2010