Cooch Hooch

It’s that thing of when a woman soaks their tampon in alcohol, and then inserts it in her vag to get a quicker buzz. Taking a shot of the mixture is optional.

Karen looks wasted. I bet she’s cooch hooching.

by antdido May 26, 2019

Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

by Gee2019 August 9, 2019

Chooch ski

A slang word for a juul or vape

Man 1:" can I hit your Chooch ski?"
Man 2: "sure bud."

by Tweektweak44 October 24, 2019

Coochie Man

An evil spirit that’s dead set on taking the only good enough virgin sacrifice, Baker. He usually appears when his name is chanted 3 times in the dark by a virgin

Person 1: bro coochie man is coming after Baker!

Person 2: bro why!?

Person 3: cause she’s a virgin that’s why!!

by spankeyy October 18, 2020

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Swamp Cooch

The situation, occuring when fluid consisting of water with small amounts of urea and salts, is excreted through the clothing of a woman in the vaginal region due to exercise and persperation.

Dude, it must be hot out today.

Why?

Cause that girl got off her bike and she has swamp cooch.

by asstrotep September 26, 2011