cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 14, 2020
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Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020
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creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.
Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!
by Stormin Norman October 01, 2015
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cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.
Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...
by thatguy024 February 20, 2014
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Cream Show

When working in the bush at piece rate the land is easy to traverse and make money from. Term commonly used in Canada for logging, tree planting, and geophysical data collection.
The Pas was an absolute cream show contract, I made so much money and I was home for Christmas.
by extylerma March 10, 2023
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sky-cream

When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.
I almost fell yesterday from a window trying to the sky-cream with my girl.
by Mr.UnknownUserMan April 16, 2012
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