crap bombing

"Crap bombing" is when your crap is so explosive that when you go to clean the toilet a week later there is crap particles on the bottom of the toilet seat. "Crap bombing"

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by Sandisands October 16, 2013

Capri-Sun

Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.

"She offered anal but I'm worried I might Capri-Sun myself"

by BlackMantis September 13, 2014

caprition

A really intelligent nigga who can kick ass and get pussy

xxx caprition is my favorite rapper

by xxxcaprition July 9, 2018

call crap

to indicate that something is a blatant lie, and obvious falsehood.

I'm gonna have to call crap on ya there, Mr. President.

by JJonez July 31, 2006

Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

Off Tap Crap

The Off Tap Crap, discovered by the Greek is a method used after consuming a tablet or tablets of ecstacy. The process involves disposing of bodily waste and inadvertantly causing the performer of the act to become Off Tap. Also known as pill shit, pill spill, eccy eruption and lollie loo.

Fuk man, im so Off Tap right now ay. Just had my Off Tap Crap. Im feeling great!!

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by Pill God June 22, 2009

Wallet-Draining Crap Factory

A child that won shut the hell up.

My wallet-draining crap factory want's some Yeezy's

by crap+factory1999 May 31, 2021