cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

Cousins with Ulysses

Dumbass cousin

Paul is cousins with Ulysses

by Birch1331422 June 19, 2019

cousinigga

UR cousinboi

Sup cousinigga

by Boingoi July 2, 2019

Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.

I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.

by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019

Cousin Dweeb

A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.

Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?

by Edmenonymous April 8, 2019

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

cousin

Parent's sibling's child.

My cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019