Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022

Cougar

A cat native to the Americas. They are the largest species of small cat. they are quadrupedal

The cougar is a cat not an old person

"Lets go hiking." "That's a bad idea." "Why?" "Because you never know when the cougars could ambush and eat you." "You're right those cats are dangerous especially when annoyed."

by Lightningiscyan April 1, 2023

Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023

arabian cougar

Having sex on a thorn bush, so that when you're done it appears you have been attacked by a cougar

Her and I did the Arabian Cougar last night, check out my scratches.

by IheartGapeHorn April 22, 2014

cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality

For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff

by Sexydimma March 9, 2017

Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar

Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

Cougarism

The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.

My mom practices cougarism

by Boom Flex August 8, 2018