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super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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more than certain

"More than certain" is definition of your result in AP Statistics class is over 1000, which normally shouldn't be the case.
Person A: Why did you write the equation when the result is clearly over 1, which is impossible?

Person B: Is it tho? It's more than certain event to happen with this result
by yeahyeahdude November 14, 2019
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Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact
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stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.
Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor
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Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety
Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on
by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020
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eden has a contagious smile

a group of extremely worrying people
Man: hey how do u feel about people in the discord group chat eden has a contagious smile

Man 2: disgusting, repulsive, worrying
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Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum
Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!
by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022
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