Nado Cop

The Coronado Police Force.
The laughing stock of all police.
Police that do absolutely nothing.
The kids that were picked on in school and then became cops to be dicks to everyone.
Fake cops.

Was that a mall cop?
Nah man, that was a nado cop.

Did that cop just try to pull you over?
idk, I lost him two blocks back.

by Nielmobile March 20, 2012

Pocket Cop

A slightly smaller cop who has a big attitude.

That "pocket cop" was such a jerk.

by Harley MuthaFukin Quinn November 3, 2020

Cop-out

(n) - an excuse to injure or kill someone that only works if you're a law enforcement officer: it gets a cop out of trouble.

"I feared for my life when he reached for his wallet,' is such a cop-out."

by Dex Novice April 16, 2021

cop-joints

a condition acquired from staying in plastic police cuffs for an extended period of time. (when wrist turns - cracks are audible)

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...~hugs~

by *e February 7, 2003

mow cop

A hill with a castle on top which isn't a castle but whatever. Full of inbreds mostly.

George: "Wow look at him, he's an inbred!"
Mike: "Must have been born in Mow Cop"

by yonana June 21, 2009

shot cop

when you shot so many cops that your insane

shot cop 1+
i shot cop like rex lee

by foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy August 25, 2009

Cop Drop

n. The deft act of physically dropping your cell phone in the middle of a call, whilst driving your car, to avoid getting ticketed for not using a hands- free device while driving. There is no time to give notice to the person on the other end of the line, so they may wonder what all the noise was about as your phone tumbles to the floor mat or between the seats.

Not a required technique in all states... yet.

(Person on the OEL): "Yo, what was all that thumping around? You were in the middle of saying something and then it sounded like you fell down."

(Driver): "I had to do a cop drop. The po- po just flew up on my ass. He's gone. Now where were we?"

by coolblu02 November 4, 2009