Dirty Collin

When you stick your toe up someone's ass and then grab their shoulder and bump their head into yours repeatedly until you both have concussions

Guy: I tried to pull a Dirty Collin on my friend but he has a thick skull

by Rednaksnek April 1, 2022

Fort Collins

A large town in northern Colorado. Similar to boulder except larger, with less shit to do. Four large high schools, two smaller schools. lots of white kids. Often called the "vanilla valley". lots of breweries, some microbrews. high school breakdown:
FCHS: mexicans and semi-rich white kids
FRHS: trust funds and shit
PHS: Mexicans, hicks, IB kids
Rocky: Mixed breed

Polaris: weed and hipsters
Centennial: Kill people burn shit fuck school

Person 1: "Let's go to fort collins!"
Person 2: "Yeah, maybe we can catch a shitty b-list rapper who had a hit underground song 20 years ago."

by gangstanigaa January 3, 2013

Phil Collins

God-sent material to embarassing parents.

Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.

by Phil (my name really is Phil) July 16, 2006

collier

a girl. very pretty but doesn’t realize it. she can normally have some family issues but she gets through them. has long hair and light blue eyes. lots of friends, nice, popular but not snobby, pretty, and just all around amazing. gets along with boys really well. cares about what other people think of her she just doesn’t show it.

that girl over there is a Collier.

by collmck April 6, 2019

collateral misinformation

When someone alters a Wikipedia article to win a specific argument, anyone who reads the false article before the "error" is corrected suffers from collateral misinformation.

I changed the scientific classification of red foxes last night in order to win an debate with Judy. I hope some stupid High School student doesn't suffer from collateral misinformation.

by wildefox July 25, 2008

colling

Colling is where someone shits in your hand and you squeeze it then you don't stop until it drys once it has then you shove it back up the same persons who shitted it out asshole.

wow look, Blake over there is colling Ella

by ISlayMorePussy009 April 23, 2017

Gemma Collins

a whole MOOD, absolute queen. most relatable person ever to exist

Gemma collins.. the fucking hair is frazzled

by Gemma Collins May 8, 2020