when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
by cJBL2 November 30, 2010
Get the cold morning mug.n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment
by Double_V June 14, 2010
Get the cold tile mug.The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014
Get the Cold Turkey mug.The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
by (^’.’)> hello! February 23, 2018
Get the Cold Sore mug.1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
by edwardbundyhands January 21, 2013
Get the Cold Sorcerer mug.The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
by birdmilk July 25, 2012
Get the cold-capped mug.A very naked icy challenge that involves a car full of people taking place in the below zero or below freezing winter months. Basically every window in the car is rolled down and the AC set as low (cold) as it can go and is cranked TO THE MAX! Following this everyone in the car will remove all of their clothing and bask in the frigid goodness whilst speeding down the road. The last man or woman in the car left completely naked is the winner and is then deemed the "Cold Badass".
- "Yo did you hear about the guys taking the cold challenge last night?"
- "Yeah I saw their asses rollin downtown in the 5 degree weather in that heap of a car completely naked wearin sunglasses"
- "What Cold Badasses"
- "Yeah I saw their asses rollin downtown in the 5 degree weather in that heap of a car completely naked wearin sunglasses"
- "What Cold Badasses"
by DO'C the IRISH_ANIMAL March 7, 2011
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