cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes

Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!

by cockonaut October 19, 2009

Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.

She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

cock crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.

That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

battle cock

Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!

Ted: Did you hear about Ron?

George: No, what happened?

Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!

by detlionfan April 20, 2009

Cock Blocker

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.

The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker

by MrTea6 June 22, 2003