Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

Clouded

Another word to describe somone who is tired, trippy, or is acting extremely silly.

"You are seriously clouded today".
"You look seriously clouded today. Are you
okay?".

by YCATS (jblockcomputers) July 03, 2021

Candy Cloud

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

by TomsExtremePP December 17, 2013

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster April 25, 2012

cloud bake

To prevent the exit of any smoke from one room or vehicle when smoking marijuana. Causes the room or vehicle to become filled with smoke.

We rolled up all the windows in the car to cloud bake it.

by Chillz147 April 15, 2017

cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles

That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU

by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020

Cloud rat

Someone who attends the Melbourne club “Cloud Nine” excessively.

“Wow, he’s a cloud rat!”

by haldhob April 04, 2018