CIMP

Cum In My Pint -

A game played by very high-brow individuals. A group of friends go to a pub and are blindfolded except for one individual that is rotated each time the game is played. This individual ejaculates into one of the pints on the table, and then every player takes their blindfold off and has to down one of the pints (A stout is recommended as this will make it harder to tell which pint has been CIMPed).
This game can also be played single-player.

Jeff: Footy on tonight, fancy coming to watch at the pub?
Bob: Sure mate, cheeky game of CIMP too?
Jeff: Yes mateee, I'll see if Darwin is down.

by Mynameisjeff21 June 3, 2024

Chimpcy

A person who is cheap or stingy with you in anyway

Lee was very Chimpcy with me when we went to the store!!!

by WillZer0 June 5, 2024

Chimposter

A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

by 3hourtour June 24, 2024

Chimpanazis

The oldest & longest remaining species of the Great Apes family and possibly the premier primates presumed to be the predecessors and pioneers who preconceived the perception of prejudice plus the primary producers of the most prehistoric forms of propaganda that people have professionalized and propagate still to this day.

I heard that some Primatologists believe that the Yetis and Sasquatches really did exist and lived in harmony with all the other Great Apes until the Chimpanazis exterminated them and invented propaganda to eliminate the evidence hide the truth and conceal the facts.

by Spacewook July 4, 2024

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Chimple

Something which is both cheap and simple.

"We've got to keep this chimple, guys!"

by chimplythebest March 4, 2026