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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
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Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
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ChrisTopFuR

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Means Alpha Nigga. Own user of gender can't be judge by a binary or gay faggots. Not to be confuse by furry . Been around since 1990 .
Can't be judge by a queer,gay or a binary faggot.. Basically saying fuck you're gender Meaning of ChrisTopFuR
by BoyScout Rules #352 November 8, 2018
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Christoph

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Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)
You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.
by Carolinebee July 1, 2017
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Christoffer

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Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019
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Khristopher

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Handsome, beautiful and amazing. Best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong.
*Oh, you just pulled a Khristopher.
*Josh you are just like Khristopher.
*Christopher, you are Khristopher.
by K.P.KA May 18, 2010
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