Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
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