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Christian Seavey

The type of guy every girl/ guy falls in love with. he is super kind hearted and knows how make everyone smile. He is an actor, and a model. He knows how to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. he treats his one and only like royalty. he falls in love really easily and will do whatever it to hold onto you. he is an incredible chef and the most incredible people ever. if you get yourself a christian seavey, make sure to hold onto him and never let go.
Can I get myself a man just like Christian Seavey?
by Seaveysgf November 11, 2020
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christian martila

The biggest simp in the world. Does not care about his boys and spends his time in a random girls pants.
"You are a simp!"
"I am not Christian Martila"
by tizel October 23, 2020
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christian communist

The logical interpretation of Christian Philosophy. To be a Christian is to be a communist.
“Hey I read the Bible and now I’m a communist!”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”
by Velstadt the Royal Aegis February 19, 2022
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Christian Angelo

Christian Angelo was creative, funny guy, abnormally smart, caring, and a top achiever from his school. He, Christian loves to play with his dogs, inshort, he's a dog lover. Christian may be your worst friend but he isn't. He is very loyal to his friends, and a trustworthy friend. He is a kind-hearted person to the point that he doesn't fight along with his enemies. But, once you try to reach his limitation, he'll definitely reciprocate the bad thing to you that you did to him. One more thing is that Christian has a secret that nobody knows except for his parents.

He has deep emotion inside of him that he doesn't want to show to the people around him including his friends. Christian is always there at your back, side when you needed him especially when you are feeling lonely, alone in life and has a problem.

Be like Christian, the person who is always right there for you!
Christian Angelos out there is a friend that you could've ever want to have at your side.
by YourBhie June 9, 2021
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Christian Beadles

Christian Beadles is a YouTuber who makes funny, wacky, and pretty interesting viral videos. One of his quotes are: I love to laugh and have fun. I love God, my family and my friends. Some of his interests are: Football, basketball, Lacrosse, soccer, tennis, skateboarding, racing motorcycles, and jumping! Some of his videos are: I aint No Fred Flintstones, Goofy Goober...Chipmunk Style, and Can u take my order.
Wow! That Christian Beadles sure is funny!
by LittletBachman July 24, 2010
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Christian Bail

Bail money put forth by the Catholic Church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges
Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now
by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015
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Christian Bailout

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.
To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.
by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009
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