Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents

He crossed right when a car was coming…
YOU: Jesus Christ!

by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023

Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.

Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man

by bingula June 17, 2023

Gingis Christ

the leader of all things orange and pale. Leads all Gingers in the right direction.

Looks like Gingis Christ has been here, peace has been restored.

by GingerGirlGaming June 20, 2023

Jesus Christ

God, Gods son manifested in the flesh and our lord and savior.

“Lord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.”

by Mr Lean June 7, 2024

Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman

Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.

by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024

Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.

Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ

by parsidot August 1, 2024

Steezus Christ

DaQuan Johnakin. ( He is the one and only Steezus Christ. To those who challenge his Steezus only answers to God.)

Damn bro that’s a hard fit, I see someone was blessed by Steezus Christ.

by The Official Steezus Christ April 7, 2025