astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

fucking chicken nugget

an exclamation used in Smash when you get hit by Samus charge shot

fucking chicken nugget! not that move again!

by smashmichael March 12, 2015

greasy chicken nugget

Naughty boy. Someone who like to hop on the fame of someone else when they where unknown. A person who was slayed by Louis Tomlison and Directioners.

Naughty boy is a greasy chicken nugget

by Ziamshipper July 23, 2015

spicy chicken nugget

something that wendy's does not have

spicy chicken nuggets? oh yeah wendy's discontinued them FUCK YOU WENDY.

by bitch i'm wendy March 15, 2017

brahma chicken

A giant ass chicken that lowkey looks like a dog. It is the size of an elementary school kid so it's kinda scary (it is harmless

Person 1: What the hell is that!!!!!!!!
Person 2: It's a Brahma Chicken, the chicken of the future.

by kehlanislayyysmylife79 March 21, 2017

Runway Chicken

A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins

"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."

by Peepus February 19, 2018

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018