This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
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