shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Cheese Water

It's another way to say not good

That party last night was cheese water

by slamborn November 11, 2011

Natcho Cheese

Cheese that doesn't belong to you.

Hey! That's Natcho cheese!

by Alistair December 22, 2003

pussy cheese

Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene.

Her pussy cheese stunk so bad I couldn't go down on her more than once.

by JohnstonGuy June 07, 2005

Vitamin Cheese

A slang term for getting high off of cat urine, also known as cheesing

Did you get your Vitamin Cheese today?

Yeah dude, I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out right now!

by snowskate March 30, 2008

[Cheese Toastie]

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.

"That Cheese Toastie was ooey-gooey goodness."

by Kitty Catscratch January 03, 2009

Dick cheese

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.

I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!

by dickcheese6969 April 17, 2016