Chai Teabag

This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.

Did you know that the reason Caesar was assassinated was because chai teabagged Brutus?

by Kim Dong Il May 8, 2010

chainer syndrome

A Spy from Team Fortress 2, that doesn't know anything about spying, yet tries to "chain", these unintelligent individuals may also use a profile name, or rename their Conniver's Kunai, to a TF2Slurgi or tf2Klown references, or just downright steal their name/profile picture. These "people" may also think they are good because they 2 back to back stairstabs in players who installed the game a few days ago.

Person 1 : Dude this spy is so bad but he keeps going for the most obvious shit on me
Person 2: Yeah that's a clear case of chainer syndrome

by insomniatf2brazil March 23, 2021

Caimbeul

Funny, witty, devilishly handsome. Well hung… an all round generally awesome guy… there can only be one… December 10/12/1991 is his date of birth.

Guy 1: Damn is that Caimbeul?? Guys hung like a horse and hilarious!

Guy2: Jesus If looks could kill!!

by Albadunoon November 22, 2021

death chain

A "death chain" is the act of posting comments that say bad things will happen to you unless you send this particular message out to X many people in a certain time span.

Example death chain:
Idiot42552: If you don't send this to 5 of your friends within 48 hours you will have 20 years of bad luck and will never get laid.

by weylin42189723 May 19, 2008

dm chain

a conversation held via DM to the extent of which so that it can be considered a dm chain, instead of a sparse dm everynowandthenkindathing

“Bro sammy and I had a dm chain for 2 mfing days”

by mintyfreshmatto August 4, 2019

Kicking the chain

Verb/ adjective when someone is relaxing or when something is really awesome

I’m just kicking the chain. That party was kicking the chain

by Shelab June 17, 2018

chai

A man or woman who 'rocks out' primarily to old school heavy metal/rock (eg. AC/DC), has long hair (often a mullet), and can most often be seen sporting a metal/rock t-shirt and high-top runners with the tongues sticking out over their tight black jeans.

"That's fucking chai rock, man!"

by Cyr January 11, 2007