shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

playing the cello

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.

Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.

by Tiger Baseball December 11, 2008

Cellist

The cellos are an almost schizophrenic bunch. Since they have a comparable body of solo literature to the violin, they have a soloistic impulse almost from the get go. There can often be the element of the mysogenistic cello jock amongst the males, the inverse of which is almost unheard of in the females. On the other hand, they have a great love for the symphonic repertoire and are often very much into the historically informed peformance practice movement. They always seem to make each other birthday cakes, too. They have severe (and sometimes even legitimate) concerns about personal space for themselves and their instruments, which are often met with knowing looks and winks and smiles by the other string players, who wish that they could also just set their instruments on the floor rather than hold them up for several hours at a time.

That cellist- is she talking to herself? Out loud? In 3rd person?......now she's talking to her cello....

by Rai-Medo April 24, 2011

Cellurhoids

The lumpy butt you get from having your cellphone in your back pocket, which is sometimes a painful condition if sitting on said phone for a long duration.

With his new PDA phone, Gabe developed a pronounced case of cellurhoids that made his bum appear quite unsightly to the women of Hill Holliday.

by Michael Dezso September 9, 2008

cellphoma

A disorder resulting in the feeling of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket, but without it actually doing so.

Common among students and others whose phones are generally always on silent or vibrate.

-Hold on, I think someone's calling me... nope never mind.
-Dude, you get cellphoma too?

by BRIZETT October 27, 2008

cello-ing

(verb) The act of playing the cello, a musical instrument with 4 strings.

Why did you call me when I was cello-ing?

by asdfkjh June 19, 2010

cello player

A person who plays cello. They are usually really sweet and great friends!

My best friend is a cello player, she is really fun to hang out with!

by 123abc456blahblahblah July 13, 2014