Gift Card Millionaire

A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.

by Gift Card Millionaire December 5, 2012

Cardi

Abbreviation of the word cardigan. Often used in popular culture. Usually used for men's cardigans.

"Its a bit chilly, I'm just going to pop on my cardigan"

by Mr Luva May 31, 2009

credit card

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.

I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.

by Crono February 24, 2003

pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man

Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck

by Dano3805 September 7, 2006

Man Card

A card that doesn't actually exist, but certifies that you are male. The man card can be taken away in two circumstances. One: your girlfriend wants to keep it.

Two: you do something profoundly unmanly.

1. John had a five-star man card, but the brohood was required to take it when he wore a dress to prom.

2. Man I would come to your party, but my gf is rockin my man card. She said I had to go shopping.

by Saiyt November 10, 2010

Carden

Cardens are from ghetto bloodlines. Any girl in the Carden family is one everyone loves but is prone to be a hit with the lads, taking advantage of her looks and outgoing personality. Despite this, can normally be trusted with anything..a loyal cocktease for sure.

Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.

Generally lovely people.

I know everything LOL jk I'm not a Carden

by eldnih101010 November 3, 2010

v-card

A synonym for virginity. Used in expresions questioning whether someone is willing to give up their virginity.

"Dood, if you go along with this you could lose your v-card."

by gone-lagg January 13, 2010