When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.
by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014
Get the Red Carpetmug. by emily March 14, 2003
Get the carpet bumpermug. This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009
Get the Persian Carpet Roulettemug. The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina
Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?
Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?
Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
by Big Money Al December 2, 2009
Get the Alabama Carpet ridemug. by Erbo October 8, 2013
Get the walking the red carpetmug. Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
Get the Ride that magic carpetmug. The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
by true MC December 18, 2008
Get the Red Carpet weekmug.