Captain Fagtastic

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.

"Hey Captain Fagtastic, try not to nigger-lip the bowl so much."

by B-More Bro August 11, 2008

Captain Forehead

Guy with a giant forehead.

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.

by mrkic May 25, 2009

Captain NO SLEEVES

A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.

Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.

by I stole this shirt from Frank December 22, 2010

Captain Alcohol

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.

Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"

by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008

Captain Kirking

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.

"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."

by qtpm February 26, 2019

cum captain

Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.

Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.

Cum captain is a super hero.

The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.

by Deedeeiscold January 22, 2018

Underpants Captain

In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.

Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.

by VivaLaHST April 26, 2012