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Canada's History

Canada's History, once commonly called the Beaver, is a reference to a form of sexual stimulation performed on Canadian women. To perform Canada's History you must close your hand to the shape of a beaver tail and place it near the tail bone. Then you bend over and flap her prepuce with a constant motion as a beaver would build a dam. Psychological analysts have found the flapping stimulates both pleasure and nostalgia of everything beautiful in Canada. There are variations of Canada's History that partners use with flapping to further stimulation, such as setting up a 3d puzzle of the white house and setting it on fire.
This study abroad in Montreal sucks. Not only do they speak only french, but I have to promise to perform Canada's History when I take them to my room.
by seatual February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
oh man, what were you doing with her last night??
we were doing Canada's history
by sleepless in springtown February 4, 2010
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Canada

The most BADASS country in the world.
DOMINATES THE USA
USA SUCKS....
Canada has 34 million people spred out thouout the second largest country in the world.
by Mr.Silver June 20, 2011
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Canada

A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded".

Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.

Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.

BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! Canada = Scapegoat
Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?
by Robert Lo June 28, 2005
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Canada Day

friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..
by froman jenkins January 22, 2009
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canadafinamerican

Part Canadian, Finnish, And American
(cuh-nay-duh-fin-uh-mare-i-can)
1: one of my parents are from finland!
2: No way!
1: yeah, and the other one is from Canada

and i was born in the U.S.
2: dude! doesnt that mean youre...?
1:Canadafinamerican!!!
by Mr. Good Bear December 14, 2010
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Canada

The awesome result of that time when the US, Great Britain and France had a threesome. Despite generally being a pleasant and peace-making nation, it must have a suppressed rage waiting to get out as it is the birthplace of both hockey and Epic Meal Time.
O, Canada. How can one hate you with your Tim Horton- drinking and puck-smashing ways?
by kudostoroobun April 5, 2012
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