colton

coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.

“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”

by kushi! February 4, 2022

Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012

Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole

by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021

catonic

personal trouble caused by one's own carelessness

The crowd laughed at the mess being maid by the clown's catonic movements.

by anonymous January 6, 2022

Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.

"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell

by big money man February 7, 2022

calson

Ur Mum LOL

Calson is ur mum

by awipndawpnfipawfpd February 28, 2022

Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

calvontae

The goat drop the best dick in Bradenton 🦾

But dis dick ain’t free 🧤🐊

Only thing you can’t is calvontae .

by Rascolincoln March 24, 2022