cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Cabbageton

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.

You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"

by Steveo214 February 19, 2008

cabbagey

1. Resembling cabbage
2. Having an ambiguous but unpleasant quality; Dawsonesque.

Yo momma so cabbagey, she makes a cabbage look like a carrot!

by this'n'that March 10, 2008

Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 7, 2010

Cabangan

One who displays zero (0) chach tendencies but comes into contact with many chaches throughout the day. Practically, a certified badass.

"That Cabangan kid is a damn good guy."

by DamnGoodGuy88 September 13, 2011

Cabbage

Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.

Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.

by non giron October 1, 2012