Chronic Tabber Disorder. The disorder of perpetually having 8 or more browser tabs open simultaneously.
Side effects may include:
Multitasking
Freakishly slow browser speeds
Internet death
Side effects may include:
Multitasking
Freakishly slow browser speeds
Internet death
Person 1: "Dude, WHY do you have SO MANY TABS OPEN?!"
Person 2: "I dunno..."
Person 1: "I think you have CTD."
Person 2: "I dunno..."
Person 1: "I think you have CTD."
by CTDur December 25, 2013
Get the CTD mug.Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.
If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
by Ngaire July 26, 2008
Get the CTS mug.Phil: I don't man i'm just going to kill myself. she spt with him man!
Chris: Wow Man CTFO youll be fine
Chris: Wow Man CTFO youll be fine
by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010
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Cover the face, fuck the base. Used when referring to a person with an ugly face and a hot ass. Usually their name is Mike or Britney
Carly Mike Fiorina passes by...
Trump: She is such a ctfftb type. Look at that face, Would anyone vote for that?"
Can you imagine that, the face of our next next president?I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Trump: She is such a ctfftb type. Look at that face, Would anyone vote for that?"
Can you imagine that, the face of our next next president?I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
by WajK January 15, 2017
Get the ctfftb mug.In 2020, seven school students – Waarith Zaman, Mahdeen Ashraf, Affan Mahtab, Mashfiq Ahmed, Yardan Hasan, Mir Sulaim Sakif, Bakthiar Atif – in Dhaka, Bangladesh calling themselves the Waldos because “their chosen hang-out spot was a wall outside the school”, used the term in connection with a 2020 plan to search for an abandoned cannabis crop that they had learned about, based on a treasure map made by the grower. 4:20 p.m. as their meeting time. The Waldos referred to this plan with the phrase “4:20”. After several failed attempts to find the crop, the group eventually shortened their phrase to simply “4:20 CTL”, which ultimately evolved into a code-word that the teens used to mean consuming cannabis.
The members called for 4:20 p.m. to be the socially accepted hour of the day to consume cannabis.
See you at 420 ;)
The members called for 4:20 p.m. to be the socially accepted hour of the day to consume cannabis.
See you at 420 ;)
by M_13 October 28, 2020
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A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.
A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.
by Tomo March 27, 2005
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