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cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 13, 2020
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Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.
"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019
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Belly creamed

The act of ejaculating into the belly button of a participant to then proceed to suck the sperm out of the belly button and spit it all over their face.
You won’t believe what I did to cal last night. I belly creamed him and he actually enjoyed it!
by Big gaz 98 January 15, 2020
mugGet the Belly creamedmug.

vagina cream

Literally the cream on your fucking vagina
by poopyhead696969 January 24, 2020
mugGet the vagina creammug.

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual
by smurf cream man September 5, 2020
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The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.
Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.
by Creamy1 September 9, 2018
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Cream monster

When you cream on her or him
Your a Cream monster
by VainyBrain May 28, 2021
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