by Whyareyoufgay??😂 August 29, 2019

a cooper is a sub denomination of these assless chaps. he enjoys being a complete di-head, and is unable to process normal information without wanting to argue
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
by uwu ur worst enemy February 8, 2024

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.
I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.
by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024

by Border patrol November 27, 2024

A very sweet, kind, funny, and loving person. He normally, has amazing blue eyes, and a great personallity. He is very good looking and will always give you a good time. He may be akward sometimes but it's cute when he is, he can be loud, and shy at times. He 100% the best person you will ever meet, get to know him. You will learn to love him!!
by noyoudonotknowme September 21, 2022

The best at sports and always trys to be the class clown. He is handsome and have a big penis. He is the one that all girls love. He is the kind of person who will sweep you of your feet and dazzle you. He is always the best at whatever he does and is the sexiest man alive!
Cooper your so hot
by The bad guy in west ave October 9, 2018
