Can Master

An Ass Pirate.
A Turd Burglar.
A Homosexual Man.
A Hershey Highway Hunter.

I can't stand listening to those soft type Can Masters talk about their dating experiences!

That man is a straight up Can Master! His fluffy ass probably stays in the Gayborhood.

by WRL4 February 19, 2014

Take the Can

to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.

"I thought I'd hooked up with some freaky chicks, but Amy...she likes to take the can."

by Inappropriate English Major August 12, 2008

canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009

Canned Water

Water that is in a can.

"Yo Blood, pass me some of that canned water, im really thirsty!"

by Hertz July 9, 2007

No can do

Mountain Dew that is not in a can.

Person 1: Im going to go get some Mountain Dew. Do you want any?

Person 2:Only if its no can do.

by Rhettsnapples October 20, 2008

Coke can

n.A huge chunk of feces left in the bog that cannot be flushed away

"You'd better not go to the bathroom right now or you will have to clean up that coke can in the bog."

by Jason de la Mason August 17, 2008

can you not

A phrase said quickly so it sounds like one word; usually in a high pitched "queefy" voice. Only used by the biggest fartknockers around.

bitches "can you not!?"

ballers "shuddup pussyfart"

by Broadsnatcher68 January 15, 2014