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describes the application of excessive amounts of facial cosmetics.
Bitchy friend A: Sophie's facial rosacia is acting up again. She looks like shit.
Bitchy friend B: No wonder she was wearing cake-up when I saw her at the club last night. Not that it helped any.

or

Look at that bitch. She's wearing so much cake-up she looks like a drag queen.
cake-up by Matthew Lake June 11, 2006

cake boy 

A very feminine male, also metrosexual.
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

Cake out 

to fall asleep abruptly; to totally pass out
This weed is so good! I'm gonna cake out as soon as I come home, man.
Cake out by Rome420 December 20, 2008

takes the cake 

When you or people did something so over the top outrageous, either good or bad, in the greatest of ways, that it literally excelled so far at what was done, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else went further.
On top of everything they did, destroying that kids life, years later on, they after the girl they cost him to use as a leverage on him, this one really takes the cake, you honour.

Pass on the chocolate cake 

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.
Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

Cakedrunk 

very drunk, so drunk that everything becomes sexy, the slightest movement insists "lets get it on". Cakedrunk was also the inspirations behind the youtube film "cakedrunk", check that out
Tierney was cakedrunk when we did it on the stock room floor.
Cakedrunk by Niko Niko January 13, 2008