by mikeroddick444 May 29, 2022
Get the broken rizzmug. An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
Get the Broken Dick Syndromemug. When a person you love so much hurts you so bad, you physically can't breathe when you think about them. Your body can't focus because you only now realized that you were always the second choice, never the first, even if he didn't love the first girl as much as I loved him first, he should have never ended with "just friends" and then expect me to be okay because it's not. You should have let me know from the start that you never truly cared about what I felt for you. You have no idea how much it hurts, how much it aches to think about you, how much I need to throw up just because you liked someone else. Not even that, but your friends wouldn't shut up about how much I cared about you, which I hoped every day you would too. I asked you not to tell your friends, and you showed every person possible in your grade. You didn't even care, not even a little bit, and what I hate the most is that I made everything about you. When I walked down the hallway, when I talked with my friends, especially at lunch. I wrote paragraphs saying how you meant the world to me, and all I get back is "thanks"? And not just that, but I cared enough to even try, to drag my best friend into something she tried to help me with, and you still didn't care. I was so blindly obsessed with you that I couldn't see I was always the "replacement" never who you wanted. But what's killing me is that I'll never truly hate you, never, probably not even at all.
Sophie: You should like her
Nemo: I'll think about it
Me: what did sophie tell you
Nemo: to think about it
me: so did you?
nemo: not yet
(next day) Nemo: I don't like you, but we can be friends
me: i hate you but will love you with my whole broken heart
Nemo: I'll think about it
Me: what did sophie tell you
Nemo: to think about it
me: so did you?
nemo: not yet
(next day) Nemo: I don't like you, but we can be friends
me: i hate you but will love you with my whole broken heart
by martinalinda November 3, 2025
Get the broken heartmug. 
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
by P H O N K G O D January 11, 2024
Get the boulevard of broken dreamsmug. when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
by yunghunghose February 25, 2019
Get the broken lobstermug. Something that is fully functional but acts the opposite.
Refusing to accept the reality.
A person acting the opposite in a normal circumstance.
Refusing to accept the reality.
A person acting the opposite in a normal circumstance.
Ex. A child runs into a wall and is laughing at the pain he/she is feeling,
Mother responds “I think my child is broken”.
Ex. He said “she isn’t laughing when I tickle her I think she’s broken”.
Ex. “My brother just got in a wreck and it made me laugh. I think I’m broken”.
Mother responds “I think my child is broken”.
Ex. He said “she isn’t laughing when I tickle her I think she’s broken”.
Ex. “My brother just got in a wreck and it made me laugh. I think I’m broken”.
by 1Cloud April 6, 2024
Get the Brokenmug.