cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

cod blocker

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up

dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker

by DaNN CaNT BxR !! April 1, 2009

Pussy Blocker

Someone who on purpose inhibits a girl from hooking up with someone. Like a cock blocker just in reverse.

Yasmeen: "Who's your friend? he's hot"
Harry: "You cant hook up with him"

Yasmeen: "Pussy blocker!"

by Harrythepussyblocker June 6, 2010

blockermore

A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not so hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over by the bar...she's hot.
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore

by SOX Boy February 3, 2006

Blackabee

A white boy who thinks he can be a black man.
Sadly he is shit at being both white and black. He thinks he can say words like 'homie, forshizznut, b-ball, and dog.' These white blackabees also smell like a backwards wildebeast.

white dude:yo bitch come to my crib to chillax so we can stlamp it up (have fun).

real black dude: What a blackabee

by moosbur January 16, 2009

Blackaneese

To look Asian and Black at the same time. This phrase is mainly used in Idaho where people are confused by my dark skin and asian eyes.

I cant tell if he is Asian or Black..wait he is Blackaneese!

by China1 November 9, 2011

Mock-Block

V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.

You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.

by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009