Kobe Beef

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

Beefhead

The term used to descibe someone with a fucking huge forehead. The term oftern referres to Julien Lescott (Who has the fattest beefiest forehead anyone has even seen, it's fucking abnormal, I would check that beast out if I were you) Otherwise known as a meathead or a fucking dockoff forehead.

Oi lad, you seen the size of that kids Beefhead?'' *Points at Lescott* ''Fuck that's huuuuuuuge, that's a head and a half right there son!

by Lescotthasahugefuckingforehed July 25, 2010

Bum Beef

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

by Pink Dog July 30, 2008

Beefcheese

motled skin effect creating hardening and thickening of skin, also affecting mental capacity creating delusions of grandeur and fictional sexual relationships. halucinations are common for example puppets talking, and the necessity to carry two shop manequins on your shoulders walk a man stylee, is very compelling

give me a beefcheese hand owww

by bing cow April 13, 2006