Beef Stain

A Beef Stain is when you fart so hard and hot that your balls begin to sweat.

I got a beef stain after waiting for the bus for 30 minutes in the sun.

by BlkIrishMan August 10, 2015

Droppin’ Beef

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.

The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

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Person 1: Cave update?
Mojang: EEF. B. E. E!!!!!!!!
Or
Person 1: Eef beef?

Person 2: EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: eeeee, eef beef! Eef beef Eef!

by Eef beef September 11, 2019

Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

master beef

Thicc Chief

Master Beef is huge

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021

beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.

"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"

by Mule July 24, 2008