beardiful

The state of being full of/filled with beards, or relating to beards.

Aubrey de Grey is the most beardiful man.

by slaug February 17, 2008

Liberal Beard

A Liberal Beard is a term used in British politics to describe the phenomenon of many Liberal Democrat activists & politicians possessing extremely bushy and large beards.

"John Thurso has a great big bushy Liberal beard"

by foz2121 March 9, 2012

Butterfly Bead

A Vibrating Strap-On With An Anal Beaded Tail, The Tail of Which Is Inserted Anally Into The Wearer.

Max and Corey played with a Butterfly Bead, last night. Max just told me all about it.

by CaliforniaWednesday February 2, 2022

Bearded Indian

A large brown bird of prey native to south India. With a wingspan of 13-15 feet, the bearded Indian has the largest flight range of any bird of prey, often seen hunting in parts of western Australia. Often seen at parties, this awesome raptor feeds on good times, booze, and sexy bitches.

"lock up your daughters, there was a bearded Indian sighting over Guilford"

by piopett April 27, 2009

Leave Beard

The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.

The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.

by 7h0rn3 April 10, 2010

DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

by BNEVILS September 30, 2008

Rape Beard

Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.

Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!

by Beard Rape August 25, 2009