by chris March 18, 2003
According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit
Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"
Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"
Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"
Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"
Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"
by they call me IBO August 27, 2008
Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
by Highly Evolved March 29, 2005
National give Alois Trancy affection day.
This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.
This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.
by Cielisahomosexual November 05, 2019
by Mr.StickyPants December 21, 2011
A Kickass Guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of classic Fender Telecasters, as well as many Custom John5 Tele's. He is best known for his Solo instrumental albums, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie, To Lynard Skynard, David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley. His style is a blend of Heavy Speed metal, Classical, Spanish Flamenco, and Country. He is one of the most accomplshed Guitarists around today. His real name is John Lawry.
John 5 and Manson split because of creative differences, nobody was kicked out or quit.
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Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!
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Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!
by gxddwsc September 07, 2010
Code for marijuana (weed, cannabis, pot, reefer, etc.,). It is a play on the term 4:20, because it is precisely 40 minutes before 5 o'clock...thus 40 to 5.
by whodunniteh January 08, 2010