baked potato

Used to refer to a situation that is cool, fun, or otherwise indescribable. Saying, "That is the baked potato with chives (or other baked potato toppings" declares the situation to be even cooler. The ultimate cool situation gets "the loaded baked potato"

"This party is going to be the baked potato!"

"That concert was the baked potato with chives!"

"Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"

by SquirrellyFerret October 1, 2006

Baked Alaska

A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.

Sally gave me a baked alaska last night, my dick is so confused.

by Proopraw April 20, 2014

Based

Racist, and proud of it.

Despite being only 13% of the population, the blacks commit 54% of crime.

That's based.

by Dabutguy October 29, 2020

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

Half-baked

An Expression from Northern Ireland meaning that someone has had their head cut in half. The person's face is refered to as their "bake", therefore someone with half a face is "half-baked".

Big Jaunty was lying Half-baked on the road after that truck ran over his head.

by Matt McIvor August 17, 2006

Bamed

Adjective. Drunk, wasted.

"I was so bamed last night!" or, "Lets get BAMED!

by Nick Alpha October 21, 2003

based

used when a tryhard militia individual thinks ur opinion is good, valid, etc.

but honest to god if u actually unironically say this word please see a psychiatrist u are a fucking numb nut

"DUDE SO BASED!"

by anne nown December 7, 2021