Aching like a bastard
Aching like a bastard by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010
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ass bastard
Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
ass bastard by Dody Bush December 11, 2008
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Jack bastard
A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "
Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
Jack bastard by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
Pig Bastard
When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
Pig Bastard by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010
Hanky Bastard
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard
Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard
Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
Hanky Bastard by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010