brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

brandon

brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.

“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”

by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020

Brandon

Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.

Brandon won't let us go to the playground!

by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017

Brandon

A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.

Who the feck invited Brandon??

by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020

Brandon

A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.

Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣

by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018

Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.

Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.

by Timahh July 7, 2019