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Boner M. 

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Boner M. by gregben March 24, 2022
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BoNeR BiTeR 

Someone who bites, chomps, munches continuosly on a males cock. Therefore, leaving a ton of scars, bruises and even holes for that sake.
Also a person who bites on ones cock when is in the state of errection. In doing this the female (or male, :S) May
also intend to suck the males balls for that sake.
Mary is such a boner biter, when I saw Chads dick and balls in the changeroom I knew it was the work of her boner biting.
BoNeR BiTeR by PaUlY P February 4, 2004

Boner Bill 

Much like a Boner dollar or a Boner Buck but sounds a lot smoother, and rolls off the tongue easier!

When one adds a "B" and "R" to each side of the "ONE" on the back of a dollar bill. So it'll spell out the word, "BONER."

It is used commonly for the lulz.
Guy 1: "Oh shit, we are a little short on tip..."

Guy 2: "Don't look at me! This is my last boner bill!"

Guy 3: "Dude here," *Hands Guy 2 a sharpie* "Shut the fuck up and pitch in."
Boner Bill by Japzikan April 23, 2009

Boner Limbo 

The state in which a man does not have a full erection, but his penis is slightly harder than the norm. In this state, it is easy for the penis to become fully erect as a result of things that would not normally cause a boner, such as walking.
"Yo man, get your ass out of bed."
"Can't. I'm in boner limbo."
Boner Limbo by NickPo November 3, 2009

boner beater 

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.
Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.
boner beater by yeagabombz June 20, 2011

[boner]-mouth 

One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.
"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"
[boner]-mouth by smoo616 December 29, 2007

boner blurr 

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.
boner blurr by sumolenobudy November 12, 2009