Bears in the dark

A sexual game where two or more partners go to opposite ends of a house and try to find each other with all the lights off and making as little noise as possible.

Sorry I can't work late tonight. Charles, Jason, Harrison, Zachary and I are all playing bears in the dark

-Ben

by Sick gang September 14, 2017

Barscraped

You go to a bar, drink too much, get a black out and wake up the morning thinking ”what the fuck happened last night?” You look at your bank account and realize that you had too much fun and too many expensive drinks - and you’re broke.

I’ll have noodles for dinner for the rest of the week, I got barscraped last night..

by Mattiegirl January 17, 2018

Bärs

Bärs is a definition beer in swedish mostly in the norther part of sweden.

ey let's go and get some bärs.
ska vi gå och ta o drick lite bärs medans vi ser på footboll.

by Ekoene February 3, 2018

Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

bars

Cell phone reception.

I have no bars. Oh, well.

by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018