alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live

“wow theyre so hot and sexy”
“oh its just alyssa goretzka”

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Alyssa

An ugly looking girl that was possibly beautiful and beaming as a child. But puberty came around and fucked her up

Omg. Did you see Alyssa? She was so cute as a kid. What happened to her??

by ...Sam_antha... December 7, 2019

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Alyssa’s are always beautiful girls but refuse to believe it. They have the most breathtaking eyes that you could just get lost into for hours. Alyssa is an amazing thoughtful friend that would do anything for her close circle. She is always willing to listen to a friend that needs to rant no matter what it is about. She may be an asshole to your face but she secretly loves you more than life itself and would do absolutely anything for you. She’s not afraid to stick up for her friends when it’s appropriate. She is the perfect and most loyal friend one can have.

Everyone needs an Alyssa in their life

by doglover764 November 21, 2021

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Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about

greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*

by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021

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Alyssa

A very pretty girl
I love everything about her

She's the most precious person < 3

" Alyssa is so pretty "

by harumi October 1, 2021

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Alyssa Benge

The best girlfriend a guy could ask for. Is better than the guy currently writing this but whatever. She is hot and sweet and will always make you smile. She will melt your heart and make you blush all the time.

“Dude why are you so red?”

“I just talked to Alyssa Benge!”

by Alyssa’s bf March 30, 2021

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