Ali

The guy is usually an ISTP, he has a very dark humor and considered by many as one of the biggest threats to humanity and mankind. He could wreck your whole relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. His friends would also describe him as "deadly" and stupid" which is a very bad combination for a living being. But he's still a good friend nonetheless.

Friend: Hey Ali, I need a relationship advice.
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...

by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018

Malik Ali Iassine

Malik is a charming man, beautiful, wonderful, intelligent, seductive, playful, loving and many more things, there is no word to describe him, I think he is synonymous with perfection

Malika gets along with Malik Ali Iassine for his way of being

I love Malik eixxxx

by Mallycrazy May 21, 2024

Prince ALI

The name of a great man who every looks up to and who is the funniest person Shalamar’s has ever met and who she looks up to and wishes to be

Shalamar “ omg where is Prince Ali I need to be around him rn”

Randome fan; “umm.. ma’am the water fountain is that way bc you quiet obviously need sum to drink with yo ova thirsty ass”

by Naveen May 15, 2021

Mo Ali

Hard worshipping Shia, slaps himself every Friday and goes church on a Sunday. Heartbroken by his many failed relationships and eats curry to hide the pain. But very strong and always defeats his Bengali friend in a brawl

Yo have you seen mo Ali he raped that Bengali last night he must have really been hurt

by Hamas-rocket November 18, 2025

ali's dick

2 inches and 1 inch wide micheal still loves to play with it!

Ali's dick is small

by yoyo want some mcnuggets January 4, 2019

ali

a girl who wont stop falling for the same person over and over again.

“oh look, its malia. ever since i met her, shes been a dumb bitch”

by hiitsadumbgirlhere June 4, 2020

Mustafa Ali

In 2016 Mustafa Ali became WWEs first ever Pakistani Wrestler, he joined the CWC Tournament at the last minute and lost in the first round, but did not let that set back stop his chase for glory in the “Land of the Giants”.

Since then Ali has proven himself as the Heart of WWE with his eye popping abilities and the will to fight even when he’s the smaller or weaker man.

Ali has never seen championship gold in WWE yet, but has won multiple championships on the Independent circuit after he left his career as a Chicago policeman behind.

Mustafa Ali is so great how can anyone hate him!?

by UrbanD_Guylol December 22, 2022