by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
by Groundsack101 August 08, 2021

by JAYDOS September 09, 2013

by yourrage May 02, 2021

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015

Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
by Racist brownies February 04, 2025

by Nail salon it’s May 08, 2021
