three finger salute

The act of pressing ctrl+alt+del on a computer to reset it.

The damn thing froze on me so I gave it the three finger salute.

by SirAstounding October 13, 2003

three wisemen

Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.

I passed out after taking two three wisemen.

by Tim Trobbe May 6, 2006

three piece set

The male genitalia. Consists of the penis and two testicles.

1 penis + 2 balls = Three piece set

by Gilbert Narley July 20, 2007

three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.

Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!

by cog January 19, 2005

three 6 mafia

memphis rappers
theyre dope
their old stuff was better, but the new stuff aint bad either
check out mystic stylez and some of the underground editions for their best shit

three six is hot shit

by niggasense February 13, 2005

Three Shades of Crazy

When someone acts in a way that is considered abnormally crazy, insane, or severly inbalanced. Also, used to describe someone who is oblivious to their surrounding causing them to be rude, obnoxious, or just annoiying to you.

"She must be three shades of crazy if she thinks she's gonna cut in front of me."

"You know he's three shades of crazy."

"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."

by VIZBR October 3, 2011

three man skiing

The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.

Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.

by Isa Cocks March 4, 2009