a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt October 19, 2012
Get the Social itardmug. is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.
Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.
by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020
Get the Social Dis'tasticmug. A Social-lite is a fabulous person who loves to socialize just a little bit. Perfectly balancing going out and staying in.
That beautiful social-lite went out for dinner with friends, but returned home early enough to watch a great movie.
by suzgirl June 28, 2022
Get the Social-litemug. Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.
Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
by PaliKid July 18, 2015
Get the Socially upgrademug. A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.
by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014
Get the social carnivoremug. When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.
A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.
by Covido April 3, 2022
Get the Pi Socialmug. Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
Get the social meteorologymug.